I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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