i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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