She's JV to your varsity
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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