Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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