Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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