Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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