Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
im holly from the hills drunk
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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