What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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