it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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