I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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