awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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