Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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