I'm lost and stupid without you.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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