I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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