we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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