My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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