My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm