wat bout pragnant strippers??
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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