Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Is it penis luge time yet?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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