doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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I need you to use more vowels.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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