I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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