is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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