I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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