Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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