Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
