Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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