Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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