halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
did i just pee glitter
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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