dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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