I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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