i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.