Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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