Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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