The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
