Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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