gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize