he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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