we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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