his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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