Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Vodka?
Forever.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
