Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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