So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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