she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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