it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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