Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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