You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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