you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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