She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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