She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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