I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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