That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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