i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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