Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Vodka?
Forever.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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