Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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