You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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